Look around - the world is full of the same assholes as you. You are them, they are you, we're all one giant clusterfuck of humanity. So let's make it suck less.
Some pointers:
Learn to fucking listen - Your story about your NFT gains can wait. Let people finish their sentences.
Share the wealth, genius - If you're eating, drinking, or winning, hook others up. Karma's real, and she takes notes.
Respect service workers - They deal with hundreds of you daily. Tip well. Say thanks. Don't be the story they tell at dinner.
Touch some grass - Get off Twitter. Look people in the eyes. Remember we're all meat space travelers just trying to figure shit out.
Admit when you're wrong - Your ego isn't that precious. Say "my bad" and mean it. Growth is sexy.
Choose kindness when i's hardest - Especially when that asshole cuts you off in traffic. Plot twist: maybe they're rushing to the hospital.
One Last Thing, For Real
While you're here being all nice and shit, there are actual orphans in this universe who could use some help. No bullshit, just kids who need support.